17
Oct

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Oscar Wilde (via p-o-e-t-i-c-a-n-d-o)  
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16
Oct

someone brief me on hamlet??

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#hamlet #shakespeare
16
Oct
twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

twirpy:

When ur teacher thinks you’re listening but ur really eating spaghetti

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14
Oct
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14
Oct
itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

itseasytoremember:

nihtendo:

i want a video of all the tries it took to make this

i want a video of the second right after this shot was taken

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14
Oct

ghostaire:

attackofthechewenod:

i remember once reading an embarrassing sex stories article where a couple tried light bondage for the first time and she was tied to a chair and he tickled her with a feather

but she was like really SUPER ticklish and she squirmed suddenly and accidentally kicked her partner in the head, knocking him out cold and had to sit there tied to a chair yelling for help

and I just

joly and bossuet

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14
Oct
vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

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14
Oct

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

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14
Oct
  • questions to ask on a first date: what do you think the A in LGBTQA stands for?
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14
Oct

thewildheffernan:

theroyalara:

The Brick summed up in a few pictures

Context is for wimps

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